I baked a nut cake for a friend recently.
"I hate almonds!" they said and refused to eat the cake.
I bought a pizza for a friend recently.
"I hate peppers!" they said and refused to eat the pizza.
I bought some flowers for a girl recently.
"I hate roses!" she said and refused to take the flowers.
A friend gave me a cookie recently.
"Thank you!" I said and picked out the raisons.
Nobody seems to understand what I say anyway, so I might
as well talk in riddles from now on. Thanks for the raison cookies.